It is a beautiful day and Christmas is everywhere. Ahh....a much needed break. I am drinking a hot tea and sitting in a square, for which the city is famous.
And then I get a picture of the kids from the babysitter/sibling.
Followed by realizing that this is her Facebook status:
I told the kids to go outside and play while I did algebra, and things were very quiet... Too quite. Then I heard, "Put your helmet back on!" Curious, I looked outside to see my brother about to push his little sister (who was wearing a life jacket and a barbie helmet) over a home made ramp in a wagon. I yelled, "CHILD HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! She could break her neck!" To which I get, "but I didn't break my neck when I tried it!" .... Maybe this is natural selection, but not on my watch. Remind me not to have kids.
Do you think I should go home?
