Chess is either played at Starbucks or a hotel conference room and they offer backs on all their chairs.
Have you ever seen a chess player frown? Of course not, frowning causes wrinkles.
And I ask you, "Has your chess instructor ever made you run an extra lap because one of your team mates couldn't stop talking and just keep his mouth shut?"
When you sit next to your chess team mates they will never stink this bad.
At this point I just think I should beg him to retire. That's the same cute little face that used to peak out at me from the bars of the crib. Pretty please?
What do you think? Did I make a convincing case?